I wonder if I’m still allowed to indulge in teenage angst
Or if I have to call it something else, now
YOURS TRULY: I find that ‘quarter-life crisis’ has worked out quite well for a floormate of mine.
LADY RAE: Brilliant!
Plus there’s an assertion floating around that, by the age of 20, we really have lived out half our lives, from a relative point of view.
So, relatively speaking, we could keep it simple and call it midlife crisis instead.
LADY RAE: I refuse to believe I’m half-way done
Whereas I’m of the “Who wants to live forever anyway?” camp.
Also, I’ve been telling people
LADY RAE: You have?
How have they been taking it?
…sorry. Go on.
YOURS TRULY: I’ve been telling select people
that when I’m done with life, I want my remains cremated and compressed into a diamond
and then traded to a drug lord
and everyone can get as high as a kite on my dime.
LADY RAE: Oohhhh
YOURS TRULY: Personally, I think it beats having a funeral pyre
and would cement me as a hedonist for life and after death.
LADY RAE: That it would
And as the life of the party, too
YOURS TRULY: Some people save for nest eggs. Not me. If/when I do accrue the money, I’ll start compiling the guest list and thinking about the ‘reception’.
But that’s at least two decades away.
Maybe there’ll be something newfangled by then to try.
LADY RAE: Planning for death so young
You’re enough to make every dead poet from Shakespeare to now wiggle in their graves
YOURS TRULY: Hey, keep some relativity in perspective.
LADY RAE: I’m not judging!
I’m, like, forty when I go walking down memory lane.
LADY RAE: I’m just saying. Think of the corpses, N
YOURS TRULY: The corpses are worm food. I wanna be a distributed set of donated organs and a rock on a drug lord’s finger.
Maybe I’ll donate my brain to research.
…maybe I’ll be revived as a cyborg.
LADY RAE: !
If that happens, I want to be involved
Can I have your brain?
That way, when they get around to cyborg technology
and are looking for donations
I can say, “Here! Have this one!”
Hmm. I was thinking of directly approaching researchers myself.
But if you have the storage and the ice…
LADY RAE: I’ll plan ahead