I’ve been on that side of town. I’ve been to sex shops.
I’ve seen their goods; you can have ’em.
Now don’t get me wrong –
The ergonomic dildos are mighty sleek and shiny,
and some of the glass pieces are absolute works of art…
But what is up with the rows of sausages for sale?!
I mean, if that’s what’s on offer – ahem.
My feeling is, if I’m going to go for penis,
I’ll go for real prick, thank you very much.
Not some rubber simulacrum.